Author: Russell Baker

"Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost."

~~Russell Baker

"Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things."

~~Russell Baker

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."

~~Dan Quayle