Category: Guns

"I'm not worried about the bullet with my name on it... just the thousands out there marked 'Occupant.' "

~~anon

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You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

~~The man with no name (Clint Eastwood), The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

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"If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille."

~~anon

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"You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."

~~Al Capone

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"Guns don't kill people. I kill people."

~~anon

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"God created men. Samuel Colt made them equal."

~~Colt Firearms Motto

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"Coming back from Canada...as I crossed over the border...I was asked if had any firearms...I said, 'What do you need?'"

~~Steven Wright

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"Guns don't kill people, postal workers do."

~~anon

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