Category: Intelligence

On one side of the Indian canoe paddle is a panther.
What is on the other side?
A rabbit smoking a pipe.
Why is he smoking the pipe?
The rabbit is unafraid.
Why is he unafraid?
Because he is smarter than the panther.

~~The Edge

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"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."

~~Galileo Galilei

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"If they think, that's their problem!"

~~Erik Ellis

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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
"What are you doing?", asked Minsky.
"I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe", Sussman replied.
"Why is the net wired randomly?", asked Minsky.
"I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play", Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes.
"Why do you close your eyes?", Sussman asked his teacher.
"So that the room will be empty."
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

~~AI Koan

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"I object to intellect without discipline; I object to power without constructive purpose."

~~Spock, "The Squire of Gothos", stardate 2124.5

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“The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.”

~~William Somerset Maugham

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"Only exceptionally rational men can afford to be absurd."

~~Allan Goldfein

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"Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence."

~~Henrik Tikkanen

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"It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value."

~~Arthur C. Clarke

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It made me feel like a Dalmatian trying his best to get that one fragmented brain cell that he saved for special occasions up and running so he could make up his mind whether "to eat the thing standing in his way"; "destroy the thing standing in his way"; or "both and if the latter choice be best, in which order to do it".

~~Terry Ray

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"An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger."

~~Dan Rather

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"Chance favors only the prepared mind."

~~Louis Pasteur

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