Category: Definitions

"Criminal: A person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation."

~~Howard Scott

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"Coincidence: You weren't paying attention to the other half of what was going on."

~~Chad C. Mulligan, the _Hipcrime Vocab_, from Brunner's *Stand on Zanzibar*

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Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.

~~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

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"He's not fully ours because he still has his balls."

~~Amy Harvey, referring to her family's un-neutered cat

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"November, n.: The eleventh twelfth of a weariness."

~~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

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Eloquence : The ability to describe Kim Basinger without using one's hands.

~~Michael Harkness

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