Category: Cats

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."

~~Robert A. Heinlein

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"A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there."

~~Charles Darwin

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"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worth while?"
Death thought about it "Cats," he said eventually, "Cats are Nice."

~~Terry Pratchett, *Sourcery*

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"Curiosity is the very basis of education and if you tell me that curiosity killed the cat, I say only the cat died nobly."

~~Arnold Edinborough

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I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

~~Sir Winston Churchill

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"He's not fully ours because he still has his balls."

~~Amy Harvey, referring to her family's un-neutered cat

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Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.

~~Anon.

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"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."

~~Steven Wright

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