Category: TV

"Weltschmera is a German word which loosely means 'world suffering deriving from the inevitability of reality to never match up with our expectations.'"

~~Chuck Lorre, director of "Dharma & Greg", from a vanity card during the credits of the show.

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"There's nothing about you that changing yourself completely couldn't fix."

~~That 70's Show

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"This bowling-ball isn't human. It does not feel pain. It can't be reasoned with."

~~Beavis and Butthead

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"Is truth not truth for all?"

~~Natira from Star Trek, "For the World is Hollow and I have Touched the Sky", Stardate 5476.4

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Take my love Take my land
Take where I cannot stand
I don't care I'm still free
You can't take the sky from me

Take me out to the black
Tell them I ain't coming back
Burn the land and boil the sea
You can't take the sky from me

There's no place I can be
Since I found serenity
You can't take the sky from me.

~~Joss Whedon, the theme song to the television series "Firefly"

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"How far would you walk for a bar of chocolate?"
"Do you mean to obtain a bar of chocolate, or at the request of one?"

~~Third Rock from the Sun

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"You'll learn something about men and women -- the way they're supposed to be. Caring for each other, being happy with each other, being good to each other. That's what we call love. You'll like that a lot."

~~Kirk, "The Apple", stardate 3715.6

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"I'm looking for a man, older, stocky, wears a red sash cross-ways."
"Is that him?"
"That's the buffet table."
"How can we be sure unless we question it?"

~~Mal and Kaylee, Firefly

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"Fear accompanies the possibility of death. Calm shepherds its certainty."

~Dargo, from Farscape, "Family Ties"

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"Too much of anything, even love, isn't necessarily a good thing."

~~Kirk, "The Trouble with Tribbles", stardate 4525.6

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Not everything is a lesson. Sometimes you just fail.

~~Dwight Schrute

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"Small talk is a vital skill. It helps you establish a rapport with your companion."
"Perhaps there is something to be said for assimilation after all."

~The Doctor (a hologram) giving love lessons to Seven of Nine (formerly of the Borg), Star Trek Voyager

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My days of not taking you serious are definitely coming to a middle.

~~Captain Mal, to Jayne, Firefly

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