Category: Food

"There is room for all of God's creatures next to the mashed potatoes."

~~Katie Dangel

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"In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait."

~~Jose Simon

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"If love could be measured in bacon,I would weigh a million pounds and die of a heart attack. All for you!"

~~Genrevous Point

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"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."

~~Mark Twain

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"Without SPAM we wouldn't have been able to feed our army."

~~Nikita Khrushchev

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"My favorite animal is steak."

~~Fran Lebowitz

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"I'm looking for a man, older, stocky, wears a red sash cross-ways."
"Is that him?"
"That's the buffet table."
"How can we be sure unless we question it?"

~~Mal and Kaylee, Firefly

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"Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese."

~~Joon, from *Benny and Joon*

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"Tobacco is a vegetable."

~~Rejected Kentucky state motto

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"They serve deer and call it chicken."
"Well, it could be something else."
"No bird is that moist."

~~Della Elswick

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"All I want to know is who the man is that looked at a cow and said "I think I drink from whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them."

~~Calvin and Hobbes

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Can't talk, must eat.

~~Homer Simpson

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There's nothing like food when you're hungry.

~~Bill Schaerdel

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"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."

~~Fran Lebowitz

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