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Quotes for tag "body"

"You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance. "

~~Edward Flaherty


"Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience."

~~Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbe


"Delivery" is the wrong word to describe the childbearing process. Delivery is: "Here's your pizza. Takes 30 minutes or less." "Exorcism," I think, is more apt: "Please! Get the hell out of my body!"

~~Jeff Stilson


"Life is short and hard like a body-building elf."

~~Bloodhound Gang


"Aren't you such a catch? What a prize!
Got a body like a battle axe..."

~"Get Over It" by Ok Go


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"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."

~~Dan Quayle

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