Quotes for tag "body"

"You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance. "

~~Edward Flaherty

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"Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience."

~~Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbe

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"Delivery" is the wrong word to describe the childbearing process. Delivery is: "Here's your pizza. Takes 30 minutes or less." "Exorcism," I think, is more apt: "Please! Get the hell out of my body!"

~~Jeff Stilson

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"Life is short and hard like a body-building elf."

~~Bloodhound Gang

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"Aren't you such a catch? What a prize!
Got a body like a battle axe..."

~"Get Over It" by Ok Go

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