Quotes for tag "big"

Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet?
A: To stamp out forest fires.

Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet?
A: To stamp out flaming ducks.

~~anon

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"No problem is so big and complicated that it can't be run away from."

~~Peanuts

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"To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be."

~~anon

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"Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated; you can't cross a chasm in two small jumps."

~~David Lloyd George

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