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Urinal Fail
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Bunch of savages in this town
Urinal Fail
Do not pee on plastic bag
There are so many ways to fail at a urinal.
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News: A Funny Dad Story
Gabe: I don't mean to turn PA into an episode of Kids say the darnedest things but some of you might appreciate this. I was playing Star Wars with my son the other night when he said something funny. Little Gabe is obsessed with Star Wars and so much of our play time involves reenacting the movies. On this particular occasion he was playing the role of the emperor while I was Luke Skywalker. He had seated himself in my computer chair and when he spun around to face me I saw that he had placed a toy Lightsaber on the ...
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Mop Fail
Mop fail
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Calvin & Hobbes on Snowman Evolution
More snow themes from Bill Watterson here.
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But I Never Once Lifted My Shirt for Beads
1. I didn't get grounded like normal teenagers got grounded; rather, I would have to stand in the bayou with a chicken neck on a string and catch crabs for dinner.
2. It didn't phase me when there were crawfish on the porch, cooked or raw and walking around.
3. Any cockroach that is smaller than 4 inches long, that doesn't fly, and that doesn't have its own attitude is a pitiful excuse for a cockroach.
4. I once sat on my roof and waited out a flood.
6. After soccer practice in high school, the team captain would take us for daiquiris.
7. In high school, we would stop at Pat O's for two hurricanes and then decide where we were going to go drinking for the night.
8. When I got my first house, it seemed entirely reasonable to decorate it in purple, green and gold with framed Mardi Gras posters and the Cajun alphabet picture in the kitchen.
9. I can peel a shrimp in seconds using a knife and fork.
10. Every single person that I know that stayed in New Orleans past high school has been the victim of a violent crime or directly knows somebody who has been.
Sometimes I think its a wonder that I made it past the tenth grade, what with all the standing in the bayous with the gators and the realization in my early teens that everybody else at Pat O'Briens was an amateur. So please indulge me when I say, "Geaux Saints."
[P.S. It pains my greatly that blogger spell check wants to make that crayfish. P.P.S. Many, many weekend standing in the bayou with a chicken neck. P.P.P.S. I just realized I went 1, 2, 3, 4, 6 up there - the New Orleans public school system at work my friends.]
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Quote of the Day
"Their simple minds just cannot understand, you are neurotic and depressed it does not mean that you are sad."
~~Everclear
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